Ulysse Nardin Classico Rabbit

As far as rabbit watches go, this is a fine rabbit watch. The watch is made of enamel and rose gold and features small rose gold dot indexes. The seafoam green of the valley, the pale pink of the sunset, and the terracotta sky and mountains provide a great backdrop for our two rabbits, which are subtly outlined and defined by the luminous rose gold.

Our grey rabbit looks pensively at the sky, while his brown companion seems more stern and alert – showing that whether they are a couple or just friends, their personalities are nicely balanced. The grey one makes sure they have fun, the brown one keeps them safe, and the UN-815 self-winding movement keeps them from sitting idle.

At 40mm, this watch seems a bit large, but I guess if you’re depicting two rabbits with completely different personalities in the valley, you need a bit of room to carry them.

On this dial, a rabbit hand-engraved in platinum or yellow gold sits in an enamel garden (rendered in blue or brown, respectively) and shares space with four apertures showing the hours, minutes, days and dates.

This is the fifth model in a series. Back in 2019, Vacheron Constantin already made replica watches paypal very similar to this one, with a pig, a mouse (which is actually quite nice; leave it to Vacheron Constantin to make a mouse watch worth coveting), a cow, a tiger, and now this little guy.

At just 33mm, this watch is powered by the 2460 G4 movement and comes in both self-winding and mechanical options. I’d love to see it in the legendary metal and get a good look at how the old-fashioned engraving matches up with the more modern aperture. This foot is truly remarkable.

The first time I saw this watch, I thought. Excuse me, where’s the rabbit? This is the year of the rabbit, uh, I don’t know if you got the memo, but it’s 2023, so, like, uh, watch companies make rabbit watches, these should have $*#&# of rabbits on them, I was promised rabbits, you can’t pull the rabbit skin over my eyes, etc.

Well, this fake rolex for sale has a rabbit on it – but it’s on the sapphire back where it doesn’t embarrass the wearer, who must be a real tough customer and not a big bunny person. The rabbit is understated, but it is painted red (supposedly for good luck). Behind the poor creature is the Caliber Heuer 2 movement with an 80-hour power reserve, which the brand says is “designed to support any exciting lifestyle”.

The rabbit shows mild alarm, seemingly unwilling to embrace this exciting lifestyle at all. Perhaps it was particularly worried that it would have to battle Niki Lauda behind the wheel of some sort of gruesome 1970s death machine in Monza, or negotiate parking at a casino during a Formula 1 weekend in Monaco. I think whoever bought this watch needs to say some words of comfort to this rabbit over the roar of their Porsche Carrera’s engine.